Random Stuff, For Random Eyes

• college application: i did a thing once

Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

• Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
• Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?

cheese3d:

first one of the batch (of kids) hohohoho  its dave

(via toni-tan)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

(via thisdragonisnoslave)

• Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
• Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
• Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
• Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.

(via tatehorror)

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP eating mashmallows on fire when they’re camping by the sea. Person A tries to eat a hot mashmallow but accidentally burns their lips. Person A laughs and blows on Person B’s lips to cool it down. Person B’s stays mad and keeps pouting until Person A kisses them.

(via georgia-and-the-scream-queens)

divascreech:

i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you

do not let people tell you that you should respect oppressive or intolerant views and do not let them make you feel guilty when you don’t

fuck them

(via derek-landy)

(via derek-landy)